Facedump

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When someone deletes you on Facebook like you never existed. It’s like they’re erasing your face from the history of the internet.
Just got dumped by my ex. Now I’m on the friend list of the person who dumped me. I’m like, ‘You’re still my friend? I just got a face dump!’
My crush deleted me. I sent a message: ‘You can’t just face dump me and expect me to be okay.’
My ex said, ‘I’m done with you.’ Then she deleted me. That’s a face dump, and I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A face dump is when you break up with someone on Facebook like they’re your worst enemy. You post your feelings, change your status, and make them look like a fool.
Just got face dumped by my ex. She posted a status saying, ‘We’re over. You were a mistake.’ I was like, ‘Okay, I’ll take that as a compliment.’
My ex changed her status to single and tagged me in a post that said, ‘Good riddance.’ I was like, ‘You didn’t even say goodbye.’
My ex face dumped me by deleting me from her contacts and posting a note saying, ‘You were a waste of my time.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A face dump is when you sit on the toilet and update your Facebook while you’re pooping. It’s like you’re trying to be productive while your body is doing its thing.
Just took a dump and posted a status. My coworker said, ‘You’re face dumping while on the toilet? That’s dedication.’
I posted a status about my day while I was on the toilet. My boss came in and said, ‘You’re face dumping again.’
I had to go to the bathroom during work and face dumped my ex. I posted, ‘This relationship is a dump, and I’m done with it.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A face dump is when your lover breaks up with you on Facebook without even saying goodbye. It’s like they ghosted you but on social media.
My ex changed her status to single and didn’t even message me. I was like, ‘You face dumped me? That’s harsh.’
I got face dumped by my crush. She changed her status to single and said, ‘We’re over.’ I was like, ‘Why didn’t you just talk to me?’
My ex face dumped me by changing her status to single and deleting me from her friends list. I was like, ‘That’s the worst face dump ever.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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