facedonkulous - When your face is so bad it makes you want to scream and cry

When your face is so bad it makes you want to scream and cry at the same time.

In the hallway: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m going to die.'

At the bus stop: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m not getting on this bus.'

Text from my crush: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m never talking to you again.'