facedonkulous

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When someone’s face is so ugly it makes you want to throw up and call them a liar all at the same time.

You: 'Your face is facedonkulous!' Him: 'You’re just jealous I’m better looking than you.'

At school: 'Your face is facedonkulous!' Teacher: 'What’s facedonkulous?' Me: 'It’s a curse.'

DM: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m sending you a cursed photo.'

A face so bad it makes your brain shut off and your stomach say 'I’m done.'

At lunch: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I can’t eat anymore.'

On TikTok: 'This girl’s face is facedonkulous. It’s like a nightmare came to life.'

Text from my mom: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m coming over to beat you up.'

When someone’s face is so bad it deserves its own prison sentence.

At the mall: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m filing a complaint.'

In class: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m giving you a D for life.'

Text from my dad: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m taking you to jail.'

A face that looks like it was hit by a truck and then cursed by a wizard.

At the park: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m leaving.'

Text from my friend: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m breaking up with you.'

In a group chat: 'Your face is facedonkulous. We’re starting a new group without you.'

When your face is so bad it makes you want to scream and cry at the same time.

In the hallway: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m going to die.'

At the bus stop: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m not getting on this bus.'

Text from my crush: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m never talking to you again.'