facedonkulous - A face that looks like it was hit by a truck and then cursed

A face that looks like it was hit by a truck and then cursed by a wizard.

At the park: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m leaving.'

Text from my friend: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m breaking up with you.'

In a group chat: 'Your face is facedonkulous. We’re starting a new group without you.'