facediving
You use Facebook like it’s a detective tool to find out secrets about people, even when you could just ask them. You’re lazy and mean, but you do it anyway.
My mom’s post says she’s going to a funeral. I already knew that. #facediving #momproblems
My brother’s comment says he got into a fight. I didn’t even need to ask. #facediving #brotherproblems
My friend’s status says she’s breaking up with her boyfriend. I knew it was coming. #facediving #friendproblems