facediving

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Stalking people through Facebook like a crazy person just to know stuff without actually talking to them or sending them a message. It’s like digging through their trash to find secrets.

Why is my cousin dating that guy? He looks like a nerd. #facediving #cousinproblems

I just read my mom’s status about her new cat. She’s been crying all week. #facediving #momproblems

My brother posted a picture of his forehead. I know he’s been getting beat up again. #facediving #brotherproblems

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Instead of just asking someone, you snoop through their Facebook posts like they’re hiding a body in the backyard. It’s annoying and rude, but you do it anyway.

My sister’s post says she’s going to a concert. I know she’s lying. #facediving #sisterlies

My dad posted a photo of his face. He’s been drinking again. #facediving #dadsproblems

Why is my friend’s ex tagging him in a post? He’s still sad about it. #facediving #friendproblems

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You look at people’s Facebook stuff instead of just talking to them. It’s like you’re spying on them, and you don’t even care if they find out.

My uncle posted that he’s been smoking again. I knew he was hiding it. #facediving #unclesucks

My friend’s status says she’s mad at me. I didn’t even do anything. #facediving #friendproblems

My cousin’s comment says she’s going to fail math. I already knew that. #facediving #cousinproblems

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You use Facebook like it’s a detective tool to find out secrets about people, even when you could just ask them. You’re lazy and mean, but you do it anyway.

My mom’s post says she’s going to a funeral. I already knew that. #facediving #momproblems

My brother’s comment says he got into a fight. I didn’t even need to ask. #facediving #brotherproblems

My friend’s status says she’s breaking up with her boyfriend. I knew it was coming. #facediving #friendproblems

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You check Facebook to find out stuff about people instead of just talking to them. It’s like you’re a detective, but you’re also a rude, annoying person.

Why is my cousin’s post about her new job? I already knew she was going to work there. #facediving #cousinproblems

My dad’s comment says he’s mad at my mom. I didn’t need to read it. #facediving #dadsproblems

My friend’s post says she’s going to college. I already knew that. #facediving #friendproblems

by Slangipedia 3d ago