facediving
You check Facebook to find out stuff about people instead of just talking to them. It’s like you’re a detective, but you’re also a rude, annoying person.
Why is my cousin’s post about her new job? I already knew she was going to work there. #facediving #cousinproblems
My dad’s comment says he’s mad at my mom. I didn’t need to read it. #facediving #dadsproblems
My friend’s post says she’s going to college. I already knew that. #facediving #friendproblems