facecuse
a fake story you tell on Facebook to end a conversation when you're too proud to admit you're wrong and you don’t want to be mocked.
'I’m leaving. I have a life.' (He just got up from his bed.)
'I’m not talking to you. You’re embarrassing.' (He just posted a picture of his face with a mustache.)
'I’m done. You’re a joke.' (He just lost a bet.)