facecuse

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a lie you tell to shut up someone on Facebook when you're too lazy to fight them and don't want to look like a fool.

'I gotta go. My mom is yelling at me.' (She was just watching cat videos.)

'I'm not talking to you anymore. You're annoying.' (He said that after you asked him for help with math.)

'I’m leaving. You’re too much.' (He was just mad because you posted a meme about his bad hair.)

the fake reason you give to someone on Facebook when you're too scared to admit you're wrong and you don’t want to be laughed at.

'I’m leaving because I have a headache.' (He just lost a game of chess.)

'I’m not talking to you because you’re stupid.' (She was just called out for spelling 'potato' wrong.)

'I’m done. You’re a mess.' (He just got beaten by his brother.)

a made-up excuse you use on Facebook to stop a conversation when you know it's all lies and you don't want to be exposed.

'I’m leaving because I have to feed my dog.' (He had zero pets.)

'I’m not talking to you anymore. You’re a loser.' (He just failed a test.)

'I'm done. You’re too loud.' (He was just listening to a song.)

a dumb reason you say on Facebook to get out of a chat when you're too weak to argue and you don’t want to get called out.

'I’m leaving because I’m tired.' (He had just woken up.)

'I’m not talking to you. You’re a waste of time.' (He just got a C on his math test.)

'I’m done. You’re a noob.' (He just lost a video game.)

a fake story you tell on Facebook to end a conversation when you're too proud to admit you're wrong and you don’t want to be mocked.

'I’m leaving. I have a life.' (He just got up from his bed.)

'I’m not talking to you. You’re embarrassing.' (He just posted a picture of his face with a mustache.)

'I’m done. You’re a joke.' (He just lost a bet.)