facecroissant - When you’re so stunned or furious you grab a croissant and s

When you’re so stunned or furious you grab a croissant and smash it into your face like it’s a medal of honor.

I won the game and facecroissant-ed because I was that happy.

I got a bad grade and facecroissant-ed because I was that sad.

My crush asked me out and I facecroissant-ed because I was that excited.