facecroissant

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When you’re so baffled or mad you grab a croissant and slam it into your face like it’s the last thing you’ll ever see.

My math teacher told me to do 20 problems. I did facecroissant and threw the croissant at the board.

I got a D+ on my test. I facecroissant-ed so hard the croissant broke in half.

My friend told me he ate my lunch. I facecroissant-ed and he got a croissant in the face.

The ultimate move when you’re so lost or furious you stuff a croissant into your face like it’s your enemy.

I saw the answer to the question and facecroissant-ed because I was that confused.

My crush asked me out and I facecroissant-ed because I was that shocked.

I failed my spelling test and facecroissant-ed because I was that embarrassed.

When you’re so annoyed or stunned you grab a croissant and stuff it in your face like it’s a curse.

My mom yelled at me for eating the last croissant. I facecroissant-ed and got a croissant in my face.

I saw my crush with another girl and facecroissant-ed because I was that mad.

I got a bad grade and facecroissant-ed because I was that disappointed.

A croissant-based move you do when you’re so lost or fuming you shove it in your face like it’s a punishment.

I didn’t know the answer and facecroissant-ed because I was that clueless.

My friend made me do 50 push-ups and I facecroissant-ed because I was that mad.

I got called out in class and facecroissant-ed because I was that embarrassed.

When you’re so stunned or furious you grab a croissant and smash it into your face like it’s a medal of honor.

I won the game and facecroissant-ed because I was that happy.

I got a bad grade and facecroissant-ed because I was that sad.

My crush asked me out and I facecroissant-ed because I was that excited.