facecroissant - When you’re so annoyed or stunned you grab a croissant and s

When you’re so annoyed or stunned you grab a croissant and stuff it in your face like it’s a curse.

My mom yelled at me for eating the last croissant. I facecroissant-ed and got a croissant in my face.

I saw my crush with another girl and facecroissant-ed because I was that mad.

I got a bad grade and facecroissant-ed because I was that disappointed.