facecreeping - A facecreep is a person who snoops on Facebook like it's the

A facecreep is a person who snoops on Facebook like it's their job and they're getting paid in snacks.

I saw your post from 2015. You’re still eating pizza?

I liked your post from 2012. You haven’t changed a bit.

I liked your post from 2009. You're still ugly.