Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You friend someone from way back just so you can snoop on their life like a dirty old man.

Hey Mike, I just friended you. Let's see what you've been up to.

I added my ex's best friend just to watch her life crumble.

I friended my teacher so I can check if she's still single.

2

A facecreep is a person who snoops on Facebook like it's their job and they're getting paid in snacks.

I saw your post from 2015. You’re still eating pizza?

I liked your post from 2012. You haven’t changed a bit.

I liked your post from 2009. You're still ugly.

3

Facecreeping is when you look at random photos of people you don’t know and act like you’re not a creepy weirdo.

I looked at 20 photos of people I don't know. They're all ugly.

I stared at a photo of a kid for 10 minutes. He's still ugly.

I commented on a photo of a random person. They're still ugly.

4

Facecreeping is when you stare at someone's Facebook like it's a movie and you're the only one watching.

I stared at this person’s photos for 2 hours. They're still ugly.

I watched their videos like it was a Netflix series.

I watched their life unfold like it was a drama I was paid to watch.

5

Facecreeping is when you look at someone’s Facebook so much you forget how to live your own life.

I looked at their Facebook so much I forgot to eat.

I looked at their Facebook so much I forgot to sleep.

I looked at their Facebook so much I forgot I was ugly.

6

Facecreeping is when you go through every photo, video, and post of one person like they owe you money.

I looked at every photo of her. She still owes me money.

I watched every video of him. He still owes me money.

I read every post of them. They still owe me money.

7

Facecreeping is when you log on to Facebook for a second, and then two hours later you're still looking at photos of people you don’t know.

I opened Facebook for a second. Now I’ve been here for two hours.

I checked my notifications. Now I’m checking strangers’ pictures.

I opened Facebook for a minute. Now I'm lost in a sea of strangers.