facecooked
when you’re facebooking while cooking, like trying to post a status while burning your dinner, or sending a message while dropping a whole bag of chips on the floor. it’s the worst.
Trying to post 'I just cooked the best meal ever' while burning the chicken.
Sent a message: 'I’m in love with you' while spilling soup all over the table.
Posted: 'This is the best day ever' while burning the toast.