facecooked

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a total internet loser who thinks they're the bomb but is just a mess online, from stupid posts to sending gross messages to hot girls they’ve never seen, or posting stuff that’s so boring it makes your eyes glaze over. if you know someone like this, they’re facecooked.

@brian2003: 'I eat pizza for breakfast. That’s how I know I’m cool.'

Sent to @lizzy123: 'Your face looks like it’s been hit by a truck. Also, I think I’m in love.'

Posted: 'This is the best day ever. Also, I think I’m a genius.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a person who’s a total dweeb online but might be okay in real life, like posting dumb stuff, commenting on girls’ pics they’ve never met, or writing stuff so stupid it makes you want to scream. if you’ve seen someone like that, they’re facecooked.

@jamesiscool: 'I just ate a sandwich. Also, I think I’m the best person ever.'

Commented on a photo: 'You’re hot. Also, I think I’m in love with you.'

Posted: 'This is the best thing ever. Also, I think I’m a genius.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you’re facebooking while cooking, like trying to post a status while burning your dinner, or sending a message while dropping a whole bag of chips on the floor. it’s the worst.

Trying to post 'I just cooked the best meal ever' while burning the chicken.

Sent a message: 'I’m in love with you' while spilling soup all over the table.

Posted: 'This is the best day ever' while burning the toast.

by Slangipedia 3d ago