facecolletor
A facecolletor is a person who adds every single person they ever laid eyes on just to look cool. They don’t even know these people. They just want to feel like a king with a thousand friends, even if all those friends are fake.
@facecolletor added me just because I was in line behind him at the taco truck.
I got a DM from @facecolletor saying, 'You look like a friend.'
He added my mom just to boost his friend count.
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