facecolletor

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A facecolletor is a person who adds every single person they ever laid eyes on just to look cool. They don’t even know these people. They just want to feel like a king with a thousand friends, even if all those friends are fake.
@facecolletor added me just because I was in line behind him at the taco truck.
I got a DM from @facecolletor saying, 'You look like a friend.'
He added my mom just to boost his friend count.
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Facecolletors are the worst. They add everyone they see like it’s a competition. They don’t care if you’re a stranger or a dog. They just want your face in their list so they can brag.
@facecolletor added my dog. I didn’t even know he had a dog.
He added my teacher just to make her feel special. She didn’t even notice.
He added my crush and then blocked me. Classic.
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A facecolletor is someone who adds people like it’s their job. They add strangers, friends, and even their own reflection. They think being popular is the same as being noticed.
@facecolletor added my reflection. I didn’t even know he had a mirror.
He added my ex just to show off. He got rejected.
He added my brother just to say he had more friends than me.
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Facecolletors are like the annoying kid in class who adds every person they see just to feel important. They don’t know you. They don’t care. They just want your face in their list.
@facecolletor added my cousin just to say he had more friends.
He added my neighbor and then blocked me. Why?
He added my cat. That’s not even a person.
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Facecolletors are people who add everyone they see just to look cool. They add people they don’t know. They add people they don’t like. They just want to feel popular.
@facecolletor added my crush and then blocked me. Typical.
He added my dad just to say he had more friends.
He added my pet goldfish. That’s not even a person.
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Facecolletors are the worst kind of people. They add everyone they see just to make their friend list look big. They don’t care if you’re a stranger or a friend. They just want your face in their list.
@facecolletor added my mom just to make her feel special. She didn’t even know.
He added my teacher just to say he had more friends.
He added my pet turtle. That’s not even a person.
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