FaceClouding - You drop a stink bomb in your own face before you sit down o

You drop a stink bomb in your own face before you sit down on the toilet.

I farted before sitting and now I feel like I’ve been kissed by a skunk.

I did the toilet facepalm and it was like being hit with a fart grenade.

Farting before sitting is like a death wish. I’m now a fart victim.