FaceClouding

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You let one rip right before plopping down on the toilet so your face gets smothered in the stink cloud.
I just did the toilet faceplant and now my nose smells like my grandpa’s socks.
Farting before sitting is the worst. Now I can’t even breathe.
I tried to be fancy and now my face is in a fart cloud. I’m doomed.
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You drop a stink bomb in your own face before you sit down on the toilet.
I farted before sitting and now I feel like I’ve been kissed by a skunk.
I did the toilet facepalm and it was like being hit with a fart grenade.
Farting before sitting is like a death wish. I’m now a fart victim.
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You let one rip right before sitting down so your face ends up in a fart smog.
I farted before sitting and now I feel like I live in a sewer.
Farting before sitting is the worst. Now I smell like a rotten egg factory.
I did the toilet faceplop and now I can’t even think straight.
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