facecadet
facecadet is when a face and a cadet merge into one thing. they can drive anything and finger anything. if you’re not careful, it might spread to your whole family.
my little brother got facecadetized and now he drives a car and eats a whole pizza in one bite.
my uncle is a facecadet and now he’s flying a plane while finger-fighting a goat.
my sister became a facecadet and now she’s driving a bus and eating a hot dog.