facecadet

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a facecadet is when a face and a cadet merge into one cursed being. they can drive anything from tanks to tacos while jacking off to the sound of a kazoo.
my cousin got facecadetized in 3rd grade and now he drives a tank with one hand and eats pizza with the other.
the principal said he was a facecadet and now he's driving a bus and eating a hot dog.
my brother became a facecadet during lunch and now he’s juggling meatballs and driving a drone.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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facecadet is when a face and a cadet get stuck together like a bad glue job. they can pilot anything and also finger stuff while doing it. you know you’re doomed if you’re related to one.
my mom got facecadetized and now she flies planes and eats cereal with her feet.
my uncle is a facecadet and he pilots a boat while finger-fighting a goat.
my brother became a facecadet and now he’s juggling tacos and driving a truck.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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facecadet is when a face and a cadet crash into each other and make a new monster. they can drive anything, eat anything, and finger anything. it’s like having a twin who’s also your enemy.
my sister became a facecadet and now she drives a plane and eats a whole pizza in one bite.
my dad got facecadetized and now he’s flying a helicopter while finger-fighting a chicken.
my little brother is a facecadet and now he can drive a car and eat a burger at the same time.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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facecadet is when a face and a cadet team up and become a facecadet. they can drive anything and finger anything. it’s like being infected by a face and a cadet at the same time.
my cousin is a facecadet and now he’s driving a boat and finger-fighting a cow.
my brother got facecadetized and now he drives a train and eats a whole cake.
my mom became a facecadet and now she’s driving a car and finger-fighting a chicken.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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facecadet is when a face and a cadet merge into one thing. they can drive anything and finger anything. if you’re not careful, it might spread to your whole family.
my little brother got facecadetized and now he drives a car and eats a whole pizza in one bite.
my uncle is a facecadet and now he’s flying a plane while finger-fighting a goat.
my sister became a facecadet and now she’s driving a bus and eating a hot dog.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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facecadet is when a face and a cadet become one. they can drive anything and finger anything. it’s super contagious and it’s worse than the flu.
my brother got facecadetized and now he’s driving a truck and eating a whole cake.
my mom is a facecadet and now she’s flying a helicopter and finger-fighting a cow.
my cousin became a facecadet and now he’s juggling meatballs and driving a drone.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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