facecadet
a facecadet is when a face and a cadet merge into one cursed being. they can drive anything from tanks to tacos while jacking off to the sound of a kazoo.
my cousin got facecadetized in 3rd grade and now he drives a tank with one hand and eats pizza with the other.
the principal said he was a facecadet and now he's driving a bus and eating a hot dog.
my brother became a facecadet during lunch and now he’s juggling meatballs and driving a drone.