Facebuzz
Facebuzz is when you see that red square and your brain goes crazy thinking you're popular. But then you check and it's just your cousin, a spam app, and your old flame who still thinks you're cute even though you broke up in 2013.
DM: 'My facebuzz is 8. It's like I'm a celebrity. Then I check and it's my cousin.'
Tweet: 'Facebuzz is 12. 8 of them are from an app that wants me to win a free pizza.'
Text: 'I saw my facebuzz and thought I was famous. It was my ex.'