Facebuzz

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Facebuzz is when you log on to Facebook and see that red square blinking like it's trying to tell you something important. It's like your brain gets a high five from the notifications, but most of them are from people who forgot your birthday and a app that thinks you need more ads.

DM: 'Why is my facebuzz so loud? I can't think straight.'

Tweet: 'Woke up to 27 notifications. 22 were from an app that sells me shoes I don't want.'

Text: 'My facebuzz is like a party, and I'm the only one showing up.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebuzz is that stupid red square on Facebook that makes you think you're important. But then you realize it's just your ex and your mom liking your post about how you're ‘feeling down’ and an app that promises to make you rich if you click ‘like’.

DM: 'My facebuzz is 10. I’m 90% sure it’s because my ex likes my post about how I hate my job.'

Tweet: 'My facebuzz is 15. 12 of them are from an app that asks if I want to win a free toaster.'

Text: 'I got a facebuzz. It's like I'm famous. Then I check and it's my uncle.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebuzz is when you see that red square and your brain goes crazy thinking you're popular. But then you check and it's just your cousin, a spam app, and your old flame who still thinks you're cute even though you broke up in 2013.

DM: 'My facebuzz is 8. It's like I'm a celebrity. Then I check and it's my cousin.'

Tweet: 'Facebuzz is 12. 8 of them are from an app that wants me to win a free pizza.'

Text: 'I saw my facebuzz and thought I was famous. It was my ex.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago