Facebuzz
Facebuzz is that stupid red square on Facebook that makes you think you're important. But then you realize it's just your ex and your mom liking your post about how you're ‘feeling down’ and an app that promises to make you rich if you click ‘like’.
DM: 'My facebuzz is 10. I’m 90% sure it’s because my ex likes my post about how I hate my job.'
Tweet: 'My facebuzz is 15. 12 of them are from an app that asks if I want to win a free toaster.'
Text: 'I got a facebuzz. It's like I'm famous. Then I check and it's my uncle.'