Facebutter
When you try to bonk someone with your face, but you end up looking like a broken toaster and they still feel fine.
He tried to facebutt me, and I looked like I’d been in a car crash.
She headbutted the guy, and he said, ‘That was the worst thing I’ve ever felt.’
He facebutted me so hard, I got a faceplant and a nosebleed.