Facebusted
You walk into a bar, people throw stuff at you, but then you catch a waitress and make out with her in the theater.
I walked into the bar, people threw stuff, but I caught a waitress and kissed her in the movie theater.
They threw stuff at me, but I caught a waitress and made out with her in the dark.
They threw stuff at me, I caught a waitress, and I had sex in the theater. Total legend.