Facebusted

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You tell someone you're busy, but then you log on to Facebook and they see you online like you're showing off.

I said I was busy, but then I checked Facebook and she saw me online. Classic facebusted.

He said he was working, but I saw him on Facebook. He's a fraud.

She told me she was going to bed, but then I logged on and saw her scrolling through her feed like a total poser.

You log on to Facebook for a quick peek at work, but someone messages you and knows you're supposed to be working.

I logged on for a sec, but my boss messaged me. I was busted.

I just wanted to check my feed, but my crush messaged me. I got caught.

I logged on for a quick look, but my mom sent me a message. I was busted.

You post embarrassing stuff about someone on Facebook, like pictures or comments that show they're a total idiot.

I posted a picture of him eating a whole pizza by himself. He was facebusted.

She wrote a comment about how he failed math. He got facebusted.

I posted a video of him tripping. He was facebusted for sure.

You and one friend post something on Facebook, but you told another friend something totally different.

I told my friend I was going to the movies, but I posted I was going to the mall. Total facebusted.

I said I was going to eat, but I posted I was going to work. I'm a facebusted liar.

I told my friend I was going out, but I posted I was going to sleep. I got facebusted.

A guy has sex with a girl doggy-style and then slams her face on the floor like a total animal.

He had sex with her and then slammed her face on the floor. Total beast.

He did that move and her nose started bleeding. So wild.

He pulled that move on the stairs and she was crying. So savage.

You walk into a bar, people throw stuff at you, but then you catch a waitress and make out with her in the theater.

I walked into the bar, people threw stuff, but I caught a waitress and kissed her in the movie theater.

They threw stuff at me, but I caught a waitress and made out with her in the dark.

They threw stuff at me, I caught a waitress, and I had sex in the theater. Total legend.