Facebushing
The stupid beard you grow because you’re too lazy to shave and instead waste your life scrolling through Facebook. It’s not just for Facebook, but Facebook is where you do it the most.
I haven’t shaved in a week. My beard looks like a raccoon’s nest. I’m proud. This is facebushing.
I grew my beard so I could look cool on Facebook. It didn’t work. I look like a homeless man.
My beard is so long, I can now use it as a Facebook scroll pad. Genius.