Facebushing

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When someone goes full psycho on Facebook, roasting every dumb post from their fake ‘Facebook Friends’ like they’re all enemies. It’s like they want everyone to hate them so bad, they’ll all de-friend them and leave them in the dust.

I just got 12 friend requests from people I don’t even know. What the hell is this? A facebushing ambush?!

My ex posted a photo of her cat wearing a hat. I commented ‘this is the worst’ and now I have 7 new friends. What is life?

My dad posted ‘I ate 5 pizzas’ and I said ‘you’re a disgrace’ and now he’s mad at me and 4 of his friends.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you randomly send a friend request to someone you barely know, just to make them go ‘what the hell is this’ and maybe even block you for being annoying.

I sent my math teacher a friend request. She replied ‘why?’. I said ‘facebushing’ and now she’s mad.

I friended my neighbor’s dog. It was a facebushing move.

I friended my boss just to see what he’d say. He said ‘what the hell’ and now I have a new enemy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The stupid beard you grow because you’re too lazy to shave and instead waste your life scrolling through Facebook. It’s not just for Facebook, but Facebook is where you do it the most.

I haven’t shaved in a week. My beard looks like a raccoon’s nest. I’m proud. This is facebushing.

I grew my beard so I could look cool on Facebook. It didn’t work. I look like a homeless man.

My beard is so long, I can now use it as a Facebook scroll pad. Genius.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

That part of your goatee that turns into a hairy, wild mess because you forgot to trim it. It looks like a bush exploded on your face.

My goatee looks like a bush. I tried trimming it, but I’m too lazy. Facebushing, baby.

I forgot to trim my goatee for a month. Now it looks like a forest. I’m proud.

My goatee is so wild, it looks like it was attacked by a bear. Facebushing at its finest.

by Slangipedia 16d ago