Facebushing
That part of your goatee that turns into a hairy, wild mess because you forgot to trim it. It looks like a bush exploded on your face.
My goatee looks like a bush. I tried trimming it, but I’m too lazy. Facebushing, baby.
I forgot to trim my goatee for a month. Now it looks like a forest. I’m proud.
My goatee is so wild, it looks like it was attacked by a bear. Facebushing at its finest.