Faceburned - A skin condition from kissing a guy with a beard like a sand

A skin condition from kissing a guy with a beard like a sandpaper monster. Your face feels like it’s on fire and you look like a raccoon.

Kissed my guy friend and my face turned red. Faceburned for life.

My boyfriend has a beard. I kissed him. My face is peeling.

I made out with my dad. My face is like a pizza with extra cheese.