Faceburned

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When someone beats you up on Facebook because you posted something stupid or changed your relationship status to something embarrassing.

My ex changed her status to 'in a relationship' with my new girlfriend. I got faceburned.

I posted 'I hate my job' and my boss liked it. Got faceburned.

My crush liked my status, then blocked me. Got faceburned.

A skin condition from kissing a guy with a beard like a sandpaper monster. Your face feels like it’s on fire and you look like a raccoon.

Kissed my guy friend and my face turned red. Faceburned for life.

My boyfriend has a beard. I kissed him. My face is peeling.

I made out with my dad. My face is like a pizza with extra cheese.

When someone kicks you off Facebook friends because they’re mad and you’re a nobody. It feels like they threw you out of a window.

My crush unfriended me. I got faceburned.

My friend blocked me for liking a funny meme. Faceburned.

My ex unfriended me. I got faceburned. Again.

Putting up a stupid or annoying status on Facebook when someone else is using your computer. It’s like you’re a loudmouth in a library.

I posted 'I eat pizza for breakfast' on my mom’s account. She faceburned me.

I posted 'I love my dog' on my brother’s account. He faceburned me.

I posted 'I hate school' on my dad’s account. He faceburned me.

When you get rejected by someone you hooked up with again after Facebook reminded you of them. It’s like you got burned twice.

I hooked up with my ex again. She broke up with me. Faceburned.

Facebook reminded me of my crush. He rejected me. Faceburned.

I reconnected with my old flame. He ghosted me. Faceburned.

When a guy tries to hit on a girl under 24 and gets rejected so hard, it looks like he’s on fire. It’s like he got flamed in public.

My friend asked out a girl. She said no. He got faceburned.

I hit on a girl. She laughed at me. I got faceburned.

My brother asked out my cousin. She said no. He got faceburned.

Getting rejected on Facebook in any way. It’s like your whole life is a middle school drama and you’re the punchline.

My crush didn’t like my message. Faceburned.

I asked out my friend. She said no. Faceburned.

I posted a status. My ex commented on it. Faceburned.