Facebuke
When someone uses Facebook like it's a courtroom, and you're the only witness. They don't care if you're busy. They just want everyone to see how right they are.
Your mom Facebukes you for not cleaning your room. 'I saw it on my phone!' she says. 'You could’ve just texted me!'
Your boss Facebukes you for taking a 10-minute lunch break. 'You could’ve just walked to the coffee shop!'
Your best friend Facebukes you for liking a post about a different best friend. 'You’re fake!'