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A loud, public, and unnecessary scolding on Facebook that makes you feel like a idiot. Usually done by someone who thinks they're the only smart person in the world.
You post a photo of your cat wearing a hat. Your aunt comments: 'Who even taught you how to take pictures?'
Your pastor Facebukes you for eating pizza on Sunday. 'It’s a sin!' he yells. 'Even the apostles didn’t eat pizza!'
Your ex sends you a Facebuke: 'I never loved you. You were just a distraction.'