facebroken
When you’re so fed up with your fake Facebook friends’ nonsense that you’re ready to throw your phone out the window and eat your feelings.
My college roommate’s grandma posted a 30-minute video of her baking a pie. Why? It’s a pie.
My cousin’s dog has 200 followers. What’s next? A dog podcast?
My dad’s friend’s brother’s parrot now has a Twitter account. I swear it’s mocking me.