facebroken

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When your face is so broken from seeing your fake friends post stupid stuff that you want to punch the screen and cry at the same time.
Why is my ex posting pictures of their dog wearing a hat? It's like they're trying to ruin my life.
My uncle posted a video of his cat doing the cha-cha. I don't even know what that means.
My mom's friend's cousin's pet goldfish is now a TikTok star. What is this madness?
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When you’re so fed up with your fake Facebook friends’ nonsense that you’re ready to throw your phone out the window and eat your feelings.
My college roommate’s grandma posted a 30-minute video of her baking a pie. Why? It’s a pie.
My cousin’s dog has 200 followers. What’s next? A dog podcast?
My dad’s friend’s brother’s parrot now has a Twitter account. I swear it’s mocking me.
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When your face is so broken from seeing your fake friends post dumb stuff that you’re ready to quit life and take a nap in a soup bowl.
My aunt posted a selfie with her hair done in a 1980s style. It’s like she’s trying to time travel.
My cousin’s kid posted a video of his goldfish doing the moonwalk. What even is life?
My mom’s best friend’s cat now has a YouTube channel. I’m giving up.
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