Facebrick
When you’re so annoyed by someone you grab a brick and slap it on your face like you’re trying to knock some sense into them. It’s like giving someone 10 facepalms at once, but with more bricks and more rage.
My mom Facebricked me when I told her I failed my math test again.
I Facebricked my teacher after he gave me detention for eating pizza in class.
My brother Facebricked me for stealing his last piece of cake.