Facebrick

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When you add someone to your Facebook just to look cool and show off like you’re some kind of social king, even though you’ll never talk to them or care about their life. It’s like building a wall with bricks, but all you’re doing is making your friends list look bigger than it should be.
I added 50 people today just to make my Facebook look fancy. None of them know who I am.
My friend list is a joke. I added my ex just to show off.
I added my neighbor’s dog to Facebook. That’s Facebrick at its finest.
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When you’re so annoyed by someone you grab a brick and slap it on your face like you’re trying to knock some sense into them. It’s like giving someone 10 facepalms at once, but with more bricks and more rage.
My mom Facebricked me when I told her I failed my math test again.
I Facebricked my teacher after he gave me detention for eating pizza in class.
My brother Facebricked me for stealing his last piece of cake.
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