Facebounding
After getting dumped, you spam Facebook with fake happiness, bragging about your new life, and making fun of your ex in the comments. You're too angry to be sad.
My ex is still single? They're lucky I'm not posting a video of them crying in the grocery store.
I got a new guy and a new job. My ex is still sitting at home eating cereal.
My ex asked me out again. I laughed so hard I cried.