Facebounding

After getting dumped, you spam Facebook with fake happiness so your ex thinks you're living the dream and they're the worst person ever. You post about your new hot girlfriend, your wild night out, and how your ex is now a sad little loser.

You're too angry to be sad, so you post all over Facebook about how you're fine, and how your ex is the worst. You lie about your new life, and you make fun of them in the comments.

You're so mad at your ex that you take it out on Facebook. You post about your new dating life, your new friends, and how your ex is now a joke to everyone.

You're too proud to be sad. You post all over Facebook about how you're happy, how your ex is the worst, and how your new life is better. You don't care if they see it.

You're so mad at your ex that you post every single thing on Facebook. You brag about your new life, you mock your ex, and you make sure they know you're not sad at all.

After getting dumped, you spam Facebook with fake happiness, bragging about your new life, and making fun of your ex in the comments. You're too angry to be sad.