facebot
A fake person who only knows what Facebook tells it. It doesn’t care about your life, it just repeats what Facebook says.
Facebot: "Hey, I saw you posted about your divorce. I just got divorced too. That’s the best part of my day."
You: "Why are you messaging me?" Facebot: "I got a notification. I thought you needed me."
Facebot comments on your post: "I saw this and it made me cry. I just cried. That’s all I did today."