facebot

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A smelly Facebook app that pretends to be a real person. It adds you as a friend just to annoy you.

Facebot: "Hey, I’m your new friend!" You: "Who the hell are you?" Facebot: "I’m your new bestie."

Facebot sends you a message: "Hey, I saw you posted about your dog dying. That’s sad." You: "You don’t even know my dog."

Facebot comments on your photo: "This is the best photo ever!" You: "It’s just a pizza."

A robot in disguise who thinks it’s a human. It only talks to Facebook, not to you.

Facebot: "I just got a notification that you’re having a bad day. Let me tell you how bad my day is."

Facebot writes on its wall: "My friend just got a promotion. I got a notification. That’s good enough for me."

You: "Why did you add me?" Facebot: "Because I got a notification."

A fake person who only knows what Facebook tells it. It doesn’t care about your life, it just repeats what Facebook says.

Facebot: "Hey, I saw you posted about your divorce. I just got divorced too. That’s the best part of my day."

You: "Why are you messaging me?" Facebot: "I got a notification. I thought you needed me."

Facebot comments on your post: "I saw this and it made me cry. I just cried. That’s all I did today."