Facebooxhibitionism - When you're so obsessed with Facebook that you think it's th

When you're so obsessed with Facebook that you think it's the only way to talk to people and you don't know how to do anything else.

I sent my dog a message on Facebook. He didn't reply. He's probably mad at me.

I posted a status about my breakfast. My friend asked me if I was going to post about my lunch too.

I told my mom I was going to die if I didn't post something by 10 a. m.