Facebooxhibitionism

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When someone can't keep their mouth shut on Facebook and spills all their secrets like a drunk kid at a birthday party.

I just ate 12 cupcakes and my ex is still my friend. How is this even possible?!

My boss thinks I'm a robot. I'm not. I'm a human who's tired of this nonsense.

My cat is smarter than my whole family. I'm not lying. I'm just being real.

When you post so much on Facebook that your friends start to question your mental health and your life choices.

I just got kicked out of my house. My mom said I'm too loud on Facebook.

I posted a selfie at 3 a. m. and my sister messaged me: 'What is wrong with you?'.

I told everyone I'm in love with my neighbor. He's not. He's just my neighbor.

When you're so obsessed with Facebook that you think it's the only way to talk to people and you don't know how to do anything else.

I sent my dog a message on Facebook. He didn't reply. He's probably mad at me.

I posted a status about my breakfast. My friend asked me if I was going to post about my lunch too.

I told my mom I was going to die if I didn't post something by 10 a. m.

When you're so loud on Facebook that your friends start to feel like they're in a group chat with a bunch of crazy people.

I posted 100 times about my day. My friend said I'm like a broken record.

I told everyone I'm in a relationship with my gym instructor. He's not. He's just my instructor.

I posted a picture of my food and my friend said it looked like a crime scene.

When you use Facebook more than you use the bathroom and you don't know how to be quiet for more than five minutes.

I posted a message about my socks. My friend asked if I was going to post about my shoes next.

I told everyone I'm going to die if I don't post something about my mood.

I posted a selfie, a status, and a video all in one minute. My friends are scared of me now.