Facebooxhibitionism - When you use Facebook more than you use the bathroom and you

When you use Facebook more than you use the bathroom and you don't know how to be quiet for more than five minutes.

I posted a message about my socks. My friend asked if I was going to post about my shoes next.

I told everyone I'm going to die if I don't post something about my mood.

I posted a selfie, a status, and a video all in one minute. My friends are scared of me now.