facebooty
When you go on a blind date through Facebook and it's the worst. You meet the person and it's like you're both stuck in a bad movie. The next day you're so mad you delete them and block them so they can't even see your selfies anymore.
'She showed up in pajamas. I showed up in a suit. We both looked like we had been through a war.'
'He asked me if I was related to a chicken. I told him I was related to a chicken and left.'
'We had to talk about the weather for 20 minutes before I realized we were both high.'