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A Facebook page made by guys who think they're hotshots. They post stupid advice on how to seduce girls and brag about their stupid hookups. They even use words so gross you wish you'd never seen them.

'I told her I was a millionaire. She believed me. Then she asked for a raise.'

'He tried to pick me up at the mall. I told him I was a vampire. He still followed me.'

'I had to explain to my mom why I had 17 friends named 'Linda' on my list.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you go on a blind date through Facebook and it's the worst. You meet the person and it's like you're both stuck in a bad movie. The next day you're so mad you delete them and block them so they can't even see your selfies anymore.

'She showed up in pajamas. I showed up in a suit. We both looked like we had been through a war.'

'He asked me if I was related to a chicken. I told him I was related to a chicken and left.'

'We had to talk about the weather for 20 minutes before I realized we were both high.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago