Facebooty Fail
You hook up with someone from Facebook and it's so bad you want to throw up then delete them from your friends and block them so they can't see your cute selfies
He talked about his ex for an hour and then asked me if I had a nickname. I blocked him before he asked about my dog.
She wore a shirt that said 'I hate Mondays' and asked me if I hated Mondays too. I unfriended her before she asked about my hair.
He brought a friend and asked me if I had a crush on him. I blocked him before he asked about my brother.